at least when you are hanging out with yourself, you get to pick the music
(Source: kiedisking, via iamwastingawayfrom-you)
at a supermarket
mom: ok you wait in line i forgot to get the milk
me: ok
me:
me:
me:
me: mom where are you please
me: mom please the line is moving fast
me: mom i cant breathe where are you it's almost my turn
employee: next
me:
employee:
me: faints
teacher: do you understand now?
me: yeah, totally
teacher: walks away
me: the fuck did she just say
